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Tough Love!
This just in:
"An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, " What is it? " The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." ' Cheers! Moosehead __________________ It takes less effort to smile than to frown ! Last edited by Moosehead; 06-09-2006 at 08:17 AM. |
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Boy...that's harsh Moose! LOL, Sounds like something my Dad would have said..
Wife jokes..dangerous but necessary; "my wife is a shopaholic. She shops for all kinds of alcohol all the time" __________________ Thewap |
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