You know you're having a bad day when...

You know you're having a bad day when...

* The lift stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

* You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

* You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.

* You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.

* Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

* You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

* The person behind you in the supermarket runs his trolley into the back of your ankle.

* People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.

* You have to inform five different salespeople in the same shop that you're just browsing.

* The car behind you beeps its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

* The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

* It's bad enough that you step in dog mess, but you don't realise it till you walk across your living room rug.

* There's a dog in the neighbourhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

* You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

The bird singing outside your bedroom window is a vulture!

Your government tax refund check bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your horn sticks on while you are driving behind a motorcycle gang.

You go to unlock you car and notice your keys are still in the ignition from yesterday.

When the tooth paste tastes odd and the open tube next to the sink is Preparation-H.

When you arrive at work and realize that your shirt and tie don't match your pajama bottoms.

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and they aren't there.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife (or ex-husband).

Thanks Pat, those are even better!