Sad news....

It is with a sad heart that we pass on the following news:

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 81.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 11 to 14 minutes

Grooooooooan!

The wife will be crushed to hear this!!!

I heard there is a chance he will "rise again". :

And I thought we guys over at the Neo-Tribal Outpost were bad.

Oh yeah, aside from that Mrs. Lincoln, how'd you enjoy the play?

Sorry. I'll leave now.

The Doughboy

Defective, LOL, I just ciicked on "farting doughboy" on your link. Too much.