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I made these up just for Roger...
Newspaper Headlines 1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 7. Stud Tires Out 8. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 10. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 11. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 12. Eye Drops off Shelf 13. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 14. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 15. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 16. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 17. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 18. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 19. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 20. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 21. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 22. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 23. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 24. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 25. Drunken ####### Paid $1000 in `84 26. War Dims Hope for Peace 27. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 28. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 29. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 30. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 31. Deer Kill 17,000 32. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 33. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 34. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test 35. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 36. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 37. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 38. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supplyhousing 39. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 40. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 41. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 42. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 43. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 44. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 45. Air Head Fired 46. Steals Clock, Faces Time 47. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff 48. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 49. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 50. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction |
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Thanks Pat, I really like these "4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case " Ouch! I'd rather have a night in the gutter..... Roger |
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