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Old 09-20-2002, 09:24 PM
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Sad but True

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.

Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ".

After casting about for a suitable pearl,

He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing, yup.

Then he added a mouth. ****ed the whole thing up.


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Old 09-20-2002, 10:41 PM
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:33 PM
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Sylvester,

You're just being too much of a cynic.

I can think of plenty of times over the years I've been thankful for that last minute addition...

Dennis

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Old 09-21-2002, 08:30 AM
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Oh Boy!

OK, Pat, it is a joke.

No spanking the kids for telling jokes.

OK?


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Old 09-21-2002, 09:42 AM
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Joke what joke


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Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi....

Ouch. I'm outa here....!!!!

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Old 09-21-2002, 02:16 PM
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So that means you're not going to read this to your wife, Coop.



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Who said I didn't have a sense of humor...



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Old 09-23-2002, 12:49 PM
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Thanks, Pat. I feel so much better now!

We get ours every single time you hear a commercial on TV that has a man and a woman discussing something. Men are portrayed as BOZO'S in the TV advertising industry, while women are the 'voice of reason'. After a while it get's old.....

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I was starting to get a little anxious about crossing over the line with a mixed crowd...

...sometimes here in the CKD it's easy to forget it's not just us guys, especially when posting in the wee hours of the morning

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Old 09-23-2002, 08:57 PM
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Hmmmm...

The author of that poem certainly hasn't heard the things -my- Woman says...



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