Empty set at Super Bowl.....

[Raymond Richard]

A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl
we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."