There are all kinds of people out there....

I received this a while ago, and was just cleaning up my inbox and reread it. There are some STRANGE people out there...

Message:
Dear Sir:

I am writing to you to inquire about the availability
of certain gemstones that, having them in your possession,
you can know more things than without them, know past
facts and occurrences, about the divinity of Christ and
other things.

I come to you since you are a dealer in faceted stones
or gems, and you may have had the opportunity of
having one of these in the past.

My goal or motivation in finding one of these gemstones,
is that with one of these in my possession, I will then
be able to find a double of mine that walks the streets
is taking my place in society and, try to put him aside.

What I am interested in, is having one or several of these
gemstones, information about the type of stone, chemical
composition, type of gemmological cut, angles involved in
the facetting of these and other information you may
consider appropriate.

I am ready to pay you money for one or several of these
gemstones and information about them, but you have to
understand that it has to be something reasonable,
something I could be able to afford.

My e-mail address is: *********@*****.com

End Message

HooooWeeeeee.....
"I will then
be able to find a double of mine that walks the streets
is taking my place in society and, try to put him aside."

Whats up with that???????

So, did you sell him the gemstone at a discount price so he could "put aside" the imposter, or did you leave him to his misery?

I thought about trying to locate his double and sell HIM the stones....
: :

You could recommend him to your fiercest competitor, telling him that only they possess the appropriate stones. :

Brett

I realize that this is funny, but it seems to me that some wrote this in another language and then used a piece of translation software to get it into english, that might account for the funny sentence structure.

Ya...yuo might be right Jerry...Or that fella is just real WACKO.....BWAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHHA.......... ..............hm...seems I have worked for to long...had to many beers and sleept WAY to litle...

It sounds like something one of my brother-in-laws would come up with. Please don't sell him any gems, we don't need two of him.
Tom