103%

My wife sent this to me from work today, thought it was good. I'm not sure if she's thinks it applies to me or not, hmmm.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more or want more
than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Herein is one answer.

A little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
And,as

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull#### will put you over the top.

Jon

Now THAT is clever. Thanks.

(Who thinks of this....???)

Coop