Chuckle

Woman goes into her local (insert motor factors here) & asks for a 710 cap.

Man behind counter asks what it is

Woman says she doesn't know, just that it's under the bonnet & on top of the engine, but it's gone now.

Manager is duly called & is asked what a 710 cap is & do we stock them.

Manager says he doesn't know, but produces a pad & pen & asks woman to draw it.

Woman draws a 3" circle with the numbers 710 in the middle.

Manager says "you've been looking at it upside down Madam"



Sorry, I thought it was funny.

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Colin, It took me a moment, but I got it. A "710" cap uspside down is an "OIL" cap.

Hee-hee -- good one.

Terry, don't laugh, just step to one side and wait until Pat's finished with him :

Roger

Terry,
That's faster than my wife got it ;>)

Roger,
Now why would I have offended Pat?

Colin, I wasn't suggesting you'd offended Pat, just that she's likely to find an even better joke in retaliation

Roger

Funny. Colin - I don't offend easily. They just know I'm vengeful. :evil:

I guess that was in retaliation for me "HeHe" joke huh?


Here's one...

Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed, "how sad - a dead bird.

"The other man looked up and said, "where?"

:cool: